This Guy Gets it

Josh Sharp writes in The Guardian: 

The truth of it is, the martini is actually such a degenerate drink. It’s straight up alcohol; the only thing that makes it feel classy is the glassware and the temperature. It’s boozehound behaviour dressed up in formal wear. If you were drinking lukewarm vodka out of a leftover soda bottle, we would say you had a drinking problem. But drink it ice-cold in a coupe glass and now you’re at Soho House. Now you’re patrician. Now you’re God.

This man understands the Martini. Read the rest of his fabulous ode to the frosty nectar here.